Prayer's, Poems, Inspirations, Humour, and Quotes from "Famous Ladies".

From "Pattianne's Paradise"

When Tomorrow Starts Without Me

When tomorrow starts without me And I'm not there to see, If the sun should rise and find your eyes All filled with tears for me...
I wish so much you wouldn't cry The way you did today, While thinking of the many things, We didn't get to say...
I know how much you love me, As much as I love you, And each time that you think of me, I know you'll miss me too...
But when tomorrow starts without me, Please try to understand, That an angel came and called my name And took me by the hand...
And said my place was ready, In heaven far above, And that I'd have to leave behind, All those I dearly love...
But when I walked through heaven's gates, I felt so much at home, When God looked down and smiled at me From His great golden throne...
He said, "This is eternity And all I've promised you, Today for life on earth is past, But here it starts anew...
I promise no tomorrow For today will always last, And since each day's the same way There's no longing for the past...
So when tomorrow starts without me, Don't think we're far apart, For every time you think of me I'm right here in your heart...

I Relax and Rest...God gives Me Peaceful Sleep

In God's perfect plan for me, there is a time to work and play, a time for me to give my best efforts and a time for me to rest. As I work with the orderly rhythm of God's plan, I live a well-balanced, satisfying life.

When it is time for me to work, I concentrate all my abilities on the task at hand. When it is time for me to play, I dissmiss all thoughts of work from my mind and enjoy my recreation thoroughly. When it it time for me to rest, I place the day's activities in God's hands and accept His gift of peaceful sleep.

I prepare for my rest by letting my mind dwell on only pleasant thoughts. If any anxious thought presses in on me, I bless it and release it to God. I know that in His perfect wisdom everything will be taken care of in an orderly way. I relax and rest in the ever-watchful care of my loving Father. God gives me peaceful sleep.

When thou liest down, thou shall not be afraid: Yes, thou shalt lie down, and thy sleep shall be sweet. Proverbs: 3:24

Quote from my Grandmother: For this I thank Him each day...For His loving care.

Pattianne

A Thankful Prayer

Dear Father, I know You will be with me throughout this day. I know You will work in and through me so so that I can express my highest self. I give thanks that I am a channel through which You are revealed. I give thanks, too, that You help me to inspire others to acquaint themselves with Your presence within them.

I thank You, Father, that I can serve You and my fellow man capably in my environment or situation. I know that I am always in my right place in Your universe and that Your power is mine to use for the highest good of all.

I thank You, Father, that I can think Your thoughts after You and with these thoughts I mold the world in which I live. Employing thoughts of love and joy and faith, I build a life worthy of Your grace and glory.
I thank You, Father, for the opportunity to turn often to You in prayer. As we commune, I feel and accept Your willingness to express Your-self through me and all of Your children.

Amen

Jebovab is my light and my salvation. Psalms 27:1.

A Prayer from my Grandmother.

Pattianne

A Blessing!

The man whispered, "God, speak to me" And a meadowlark sang, but the man did not hear...
So the man yelled, "God, speak to me!" And the thunder rolled across the sky, but the man did not listen...
The man looked around and said, "God, let me see You" And a star shone brightly, but the man did not notice...
And the man shouted, "God, show me a miracle!" And a life was born, but the man did not know...
So, the man cried out in despair, "Touch me, God, and let me know that You are here!"
Whereupon God reached down and touched the man.. But the man brushed the butterfly away and walked on...
Don't miss out on a blessing because it isn't packaged the way that you expect.

Because Your My Friend

When you are sad,
I will dry your tears.

When you are scared,
I will comfort your fears.

When you are worried,
I will give you hope.

When you are confused,
I will help you cope.

And when you are lost,
And can't see the light.

I shall be your beacon
Shining ever so bright

This is my oath.
I pledge till the end.

Why you may ask?
Because your my friend.

From the Precious Moments Figurine Collection.

Poem sent to me from Charlanie Naidu, Vancouver, B.C. Canada

Author Unknown

GUARDIAN ANGELS

When Angels sense you need them, And Angels always do,
They come, unseen, from everywhere To help and comfort you...
They hover close beside you Till all your cares are gone,

Till they can see you're ready Once again to carry on...
But one, at least, stays with you As your constant friend and guide,

For GUARDIAN ANGELS never leave, They're always at your side...
Then some of them may fly away And take their gentle touch,

To other hearts that need The love of Angels very much...
But one, at least, stays with you As your constant friend and guide,

For GUARDIAN ANGELS never leave, They're always at your side.

Oh, Canada

Shortly after arriving at the University of Washington, I joined some new friends on a trip to nearby Vancouver.
It was my first trip outside the United States.
At the border, a guard asked how long we would be staying in Canada. Knowing it would be after midnight when we returned, I asked, "How late will be we be able to get back across the border?

"Any time, ma'am", the guard replied. "We never close Canada."

Humour from Pattianne!! Vancouver, B.C. Canada:-)

Cat Scan

A man took his dog to the vets to have it neutered. So the vet operated on him...and when the guy came back for his dog..the vet told him it died on the operating table...and the guy said your kidding me...the vet says "no" I can prove it"...the vet went over to the cage took out the cat and put it on the table...The cat walked around the dog 4 times and the guy says..."the dog MUST be dead he never " moved"!!...so he said to the vet "how much do I owe you"?... the vet said..."$150.00 for the operation"...and $150.00 for the cat scan"!!


Short and Sweet

It's Short and Sweet..
It's old but New...
It's from the Heart...
It's meant for You.

Author "Pattianne"

Quotes From "Famous Ladies"

Inside every older person is a younger person--wondering what happened.
-Cora Harvey Armstrong-
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The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy.
-Helen Hayes (at 73)-
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I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows.
-Janette Barber-
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Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.
-Lily Tomlin-
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-Carrie Snow-
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Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you cry with your girlfriends.
-Laurie Kuslansky-
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-Erma Bombeck-
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Old age ain't no place for sissies.
-Bette Davis-
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A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't.
-Rhonda Hansome-
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The phrase "working mother" is redundant.
-Jane Sellman-
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Every time I close the door on reality it comes in through the windows.
-Jennifer Unlimited-
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Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.
Charlotte Whitton-
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Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart.
-Caryn Leschen-
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I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once.
-Jennifer Unlimited-
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If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a horrible warning.
-Catherine-
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When I was young, I was put in a school for retarded kids for two years before they realized I actually had a hearing loss. And they called ME slow!
-Kathy Buckley-
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I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb...and I'm also not blonde.
-Dolly Parton-
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If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing them.
-Sue Grafton-
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I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.
-Roseanne Barr-
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When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.
-Elayne Boosler- ~~**~~**~~**~~**~~**~~**~~**~~**~~**~~**~~**~~**~~**~~**~~**~~**~~
"If people were meant to pop out of bed we'd all sleep in toaster's.."!!
From "Garfield"! LOL

Aging Mildred

Aging Mildred was a 93 year old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death of her husband, Earl. She decided that she would just kill herself and join him in death.

Thinking that it would be best to get it over with quickly, she took out Earl's old Army pistol and made the decision to shoot herself in the heart, since it was so badly broken in the first place.

Not wanting to miss the vital organ and become a vegetable and burden someone, she called her doctor's office to inquire as to just exactly where the heart would be on a woman.

The doctor said, "Your heart would be just below your left breast. "Later that night, Mildred was admitted to the hospital with a gunshot wound to her knee.

Two Wolves

One evening an old Cherokee told his grandson about a debate that goes on inside people. He said, "My son, the battle is between 2 "wolves" inside us all.
One is Evil. It is anger, envy, jealousy,sorrow, regret, greed, arrogance, self-pity, guilt, resentment, inferiority, lies, false pride, superiority, and ego.
The other is Good. It is joy, peace, love, hope, serenity, humility, kindness, benevolence, empathy, generosity, truth, compassion and faith."
The grandson thought about it for a minute and then asked his grandfather: "Which wolf wins?"
The old Cherokee simply replied, "The one you feed."

A Prayer
"I wish for you..."

Comfort on difficult days,
Smiles when sadness intrudes,
Rainbows to follow the clouds,
Laughter to kiss your lips,
Sunsets to warm your heart
Gentle hugs when spirits sag,
Friendships to brighten your being,
Beauty for your eyes to see,
Confidence for when you doubt,
Faith so that you can believe,
Courage to know yourself,
Patience to accept the truth,
And love to complete your life.
God Bless..

God Bless you!

I asked the Lord to bless you As I prayed for you today To guide you and protect you As you go along your way.... His love is always with you His promises are true No matter what the tribulation You know He will see us through So, when the road you're traveling on Seems difficult at best Give your problems to the Lord And God will do the rest.

A little "Piggy" Tale

The lightening flashed...
and the thunder roared
and all the world was shaken...
the little "piggy" put up his tail
and ran to save his "bacon"!!

From my Grandfather

Pattianne

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Pattianne

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